Welcome to the digital showdown of the century: Scarlett Johansson vs. OpenAI. An AI clone kerfuffle that gives a whole new meaning to ‘fighting with yourself’.

Meet Phi-3, Microsoft’s new AI-kid on the block from Build 2024, redefining complexity, turning talk into data and making even houseplants jealous!

Google, our digital savior, uses AI to end our existential fashion crises. Because ordering online shouldn’t be a one-size-fits-all horror show. All hail the savvy, AI-powered wardrobe whisperer!

Gone are the days of clicking on pesky blue links. Welcome to Google’s brave new world, spoon-feeding us bite-sized, AI-curated nuggets of ‘facts’. Welcome to effortless enlightenment.

Despite a “Picasso-like approach,” OpenAI veterans are hoping to make AI safer via their new startup, Anthropic, by teaching artificial neurons to “speak human.”

Researchers have trained a genius machine to create original graphics; no copyright nightmares, just thrilling innovation. Can we pop the champagne now?

Adobe’s AI-powered tool rides to the photography rescue, erasing pesky power lines, photobombing tourists, and rogue vehicles, giving unwanted guests in your frame the digital boot!

“Tech titans, after months of ‘painstaking’ negotiation, pledge to play nicer. But let’s keep the champagne on ice till we see action, not just self-congratulating PR.”

Hallelujah! Big news as the US and EU join AI forces to navigate technological waters, with Canada, Japan, and Australia mooted too. Here’s to less ‘Black Mirror’, more ‘Jetsons’.

In a plot twist as gripping as a Hollywood thriller, Scarlett Johansson accuses OpenAI of an uncanny voice mimicry. Legal flattery or digital boundary crossing? This script isn’t written yet.